New Sheriff in town


Who would like to chip in and buy the new sheriff a big fancy brand new SUV. All he has now is a 2012 ford SUV. Please donate whatever you can to the Phila Sheriff's Office.

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."

JedicusMaximus's picture

Maybe he should start a Kickstarter campaign?


Pure_Fishtown's picture

This is a disgrace and he should be embarrassed by his behavior. Another politician that proves "its all about me"!

FREE Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." (Edmund Burke)

ExUnit4's picture

yea, what a real Jewell. Doing everything his mentor John Green taught him.

Speak softly, the dashboard cam has a very sensative microphone

th's picture

What am I missing?

He should drive whatever Walker Texas Ranger drives.

You wanna dance? LET'S DANCE!

bozoloper's picture

th wrote:
What am I missing?

He should drive whatever Walker Texas Ranger drives.

he doesn't like the 2012 ford escape the department has for him (it doesn't fit his 5' 10" frame??), and he wants them to buy him a new tahoe. he also wanted his name put on all the sheriff vehicles to show "there's a new sheriff in town." so far he's holding up the fine tradition of the philly sheriff's office.

there's a fool on every corner when you're trying to get home.

Kenzo's picture

It looks like Jewell is an alumni of the Arlene Ackerman School of Mismanagement.

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