If I had my own theme song

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i've got a thing for horns and drums.

This song (and video) is basically like a story board for my life.

i made it this far in life and had never seen david lee roth dance. you have taken away an innocence i'll never regain.

that heart guitar is ridiculous. i haven't see that vid in a couple decades.
having seen DLR and Van Halen last week, i'm convinced Dave's post-VH cheesiness would have perverted the band more than Hagar did.

It does give you a creepy feeling that you've been sexually violated.

I would just re-cycle the greatest theme song ever. Charles in Charge. Of course I'd have to change my name to Charles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km22zWPz4uY

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Sorry, this is my theme song.

Cigarette included.

When I'm tracking down slumlords and bandit sign artists:

I went through a period of physical exhaustion recently. During that time period I adopted this as my theme song:

This has kinda been my theme song since my mid-20's. Still seems pretty applicable:

However, I think the big theme song for my life would have to be Charles Wesley's "And Can It Be". Like most hymns, it's hard to find a good recorded version - let alone a good YouTube version. Some songs are just better when you are part of the group that is singing. Here's a not-too-bad choral version:

I call fake on that integrated church video. It seems staged. Now lecture me on missing the point of the post.

My theme song is, was and always will be "I Like Big Butts." It just is, I can not lie.

Yep.

Um, it's from a TV show. By definition it's staged.
That said, if you had come to our church 5 years ago you would have found that racial diversity - and a much younger crowd.