What up, FT.us?
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So, this board has a case of the borings this week.
Surely we can come up with SOMETHING better than the Fern Wars.
Okay - I'll go first:
Yesterday, my knucklehead neighbors opened a fire hydrant in order to fill up their pool.
Last week, I FINALLY screamed my head off at the folks on Fletcher who use Konrad Square as their own personal dog poo receptacle.
I have been seening A LOT of work underway on the Pizza Brain/Little Baby's venture - from what I can see from Collins Street, it's going to be a really nice space in the back.
YOUR TURN.
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bozoloper
Wed, 2012-05-16 11:09
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is the back the outdoor venue
is the back the outdoor venue thinger they were proposing?
so speaketh the loper!
austen
Wed, 2012-05-16 11:11
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Not sure if it's enough room
Not sure if it's enough room for a venue, but maybe outdoor seating.
th
Wed, 2012-05-16 11:11
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austen wrote:
How did that go?
Mm, mm good.
sdm
Wed, 2012-05-16 11:16
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The Fern Wars are at least
The Fern Wars are at least more entertaining than coffee in Point Breeze.
"No, when I said I was going to eat cold rice out of a bag on the street I literally meant I was going to eat cold rice out of a bag on the street. There is no innuendo here unfortunately, this is just how I live."
Coder
Wed, 2012-05-16 11:18
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I'm excited to see my nephew
I'm excited to see my nephew come up from "South Cackalacky" today until Sunday.
On the down side, freaking squirrels ate my basil sprouts yesterday.
I'd like to see how they taste with a little basil...rats with fancy tails I say.
Gonna end up going to GG and just buying some established plants. Evidently, squirrels don't like chives.
"Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever." Noam Chomsky
austen
Wed, 2012-05-16 11:22
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th wrote:
Well, they were standing in their doorway, as per usually, and let the pooches out to do their thing. All three of them loose, unleashed, running all over the park, pooping everywhere.
I stood there incredulous for a moment, then started to yell across the park for them to pick up their dog's business. That I was tired of my dog walking in it, of me walking in it, and seeing kids play in it.
They waved at me. Like they were saying hello.
I asked what this waving shizz was. He responded that he would pick up the poo when I left.
Motherthumper.
Kenzo
Wed, 2012-05-16 11:21
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Hey I really tried with the
Hey I really tried with the Fern Wars. I wonder if dan is even aware that ferns was a trending ft.us topic the last couple days
Atomic Larry
Wed, 2012-05-16 11:27
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The fern is a symbol of all
The fern episode is a symbol of all the quality of life issues in the neighborhood that we are trying to combat. I wish everyone had video cameras to capture this stuff. you done good Kenzo.
Ftownzzz
Wed, 2012-05-16 11:41
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One Time a while back, I
One Time a while back, I picked up their dog poo, and returned it to their doorstep (in a bag obviously). Their dog started barking when I left said delivery.. they opened the door and the guy literally started running after me calling me an jerk. i said "i'm just returning what you left in the park". it didn't end well. can't fix psycho.
Kat
Wed, 2012-05-16 12:36
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Ftownzzz wrote:
Best quote of the day.
Coder
Wed, 2012-05-16 12:43
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Actually, you can fix psycho.
Actually, you can fix psycho...but they put you in jail for it. Go figure.
"Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever." Noam Chomsky
austen
Wed, 2012-05-16 13:06
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Ftownzzz wrote:
Apparently one of their dogs is blind. I was told this after it lunged for my petite flower of a dog, and that was the excuse given, and not to worry.
My reply was, well, you're not - and I'm sure you see the mess it's leaving now.
th
Wed, 2012-05-16 13:27
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Coder wrote:
Better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Mm, mm good.
Coder
Wed, 2012-05-16 13:29
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Patsy is my idol.
Patsy is my idol.
"Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever." Noam Chomsky
Jordan
Wed, 2012-05-16 14:06
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The fern war was epic.
The fern war was epic.
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th
Wed, 2012-05-16 14:07
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6116 sign guy hasn't been
6116 sign guy hasn't been around in a while. Guess he figures it's not worth it if his signs only stay up for 6 hours.
Mm, mm good.
austen
Wed, 2012-05-16 14:08
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th wrote:
I just saw another one - dangit can't remember where - and in bold was "HELP A FAMILY - WE BUY JUNK CARS".
Say what?
Jordan
Wed, 2012-05-16 14:09
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th wrote:
He was no match for us.
A. Jordan Rushie
Attorney and Counselor at Law
2424 East York Street, Suite 316
Philadelphia, PA 19125 215.385.LAW1 (5291)
Blog: www.phillylawblog.com
Website: www.fishtownlaw.com
Kenzo
Wed, 2012-05-16 16:43
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DON'T scare the bandit
DON'T scare the bandit monsters or they'll come out at night and replaster the neighborhood. I've been surprised there hasn't been a total re-plastering yet. *knock on wood, throws salt over shoulder*
Kenzo
Wed, 2012-05-16 16:46
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Jordan wrote:
The war that is going to come on that OTHER board is going to be the meltdown of all meltdowns. If you can get me that you-know-what.
I already warned Mike it's coming to his board.
I'm guessing this will be on the order of 10 Fern Wars + 5 Huey the roosters + 8 homeless trees + 3 Hetzells in magnitude.
Coder
Wed, 2012-05-16 19:40
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My interest is piqued.
My interest is piqued.
"Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever." Noam Chomsky
JedicusMaximus
Wed, 2012-05-16 19:47
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Coder wrote:
No kidding. Having seen some of the flame wars on that forum I am curious what Kenzo may have in store.
10011101
austen
Wed, 2012-05-23 11:47
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Water emergency in my
Water emergency in my building at work - third floor leak sends water cascading down into the second, first, and beasement levels.
The stairwells looked like waterfalls. Got me away from my desk for about and hour.
sdm
Wed, 2012-05-23 11:48
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Don't go chasing those things
Don't go chasing those things.
"No, when I said I was going to eat cold rice out of a bag on the street I literally meant I was going to eat cold rice out of a bag on the street. There is no innuendo here unfortunately, this is just how I live."
austen
Wed, 2012-05-23 11:59
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sdm wrote:
I'll stick to the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to.
Kenzo
Wed, 2012-05-23 13:04
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austen wrote:
I know you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all.
memphis
Wed, 2012-05-23 19:36
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Dog poop make good fertilizer
Dog poop makes good fertilizer.
"We have two evils to fight, capitalism and racism. We must destroy both racism and capitalism."
new kenzo
Thu, 2012-05-24 08:37
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Coder wrote:
I'd support the idea of a squirrel thread. I kind of have a squirrel fetish
"vinegar of lil richard ninja" , yo
Coder
Thu, 2012-05-24 08:39
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Attention Artic Splash
Attention Artic Splash connoisseurs...not my cup of tea, but I heard yesterday that Scoops is making a lemon water ice mixed with just enough Artic Splash.
"Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever." Noam Chomsky
cheweymid
Fri, 2012-05-25 12:02
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Coder wrote:
I see what you did there.
Hard and crunchey on the outside, soft and chewey in the middle.
Coder
Fri, 2012-05-25 12:06
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I'm just so old I actually
I'm just so old I actually talk that way.
"Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever." Noam Chomsky