Listen folks:
I know that the holidays are a busy time - heck, I haven't even out up my Festivus pole yet.
HOWEVER.
If I step in one more pile of dog crap, there are going to be nasty words said. Out loud, even.
Seriously, folks - twice in two days I have gotten a shoeful.
Please, please PLEASE pick up after your dog.
Kat
Thu, 2011-12-22 10:08
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The very first Dog Poop
The very first Dog Poop thread! Feels like old times.
Austen I hear ya. Happened to me a few days ago. Ugh. Hope you get the pole up in time for the Airing of Grievances and the Wrestling.
austen
Thu, 2011-12-22 10:09
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Wrestling as already
Wrestling has already commenced.
Airing of the grievances will most likely be tomorrow night.
meredith
Thu, 2011-12-22 10:19
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i almost stepped in the most
i almost stepped in the most disgusting, enormous pile of two-toned dog crap this morning on the way to the el. in fact, there were about four landmines that i narrowly avoided. even if pepper goes and i happened to forget a bag, i will find a newspaper or any of the multiple pieces of litter on the street and pick it up. it's just so rude and filthy to leave it there.
“Try to learn to let what is unfair teach you.” – David Foster Wallace
austen
Thu, 2011-12-22 10:24
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I am usually very good at
I am usually very good at seeing the landmines first, so as to be able to avoid them.
And don't get me starting on the off-leash topic.
My dog is the size of a chew toy, so it freaks me out when your big dog bum-rushes her.
I don't care if you say your dog is friendly - get thee on a leash.
meredith
Thu, 2011-12-22 10:26
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austen wrote:
i agree 100%. there was a guy and an off-leash dog on our walk to the el this morning. it wouldn't surprise me if that dog was responsible for one or more of said landmines. also, what if your off-leash dog happens to see a cat and run across the street, and then gets hit by a car? people are mind-blowingly stupid sometimes.
“Try to learn to let what is unfair teach you.” – David Foster Wallace
Ftownzzz
Thu, 2011-12-22 10:37
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austen you must just love
austen you must just love konrad square. (imagine that in sarcasm font)
1fish2fish
Thu, 2011-12-22 10:41
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I'll never forget the one day
I'll never forget the one day I had my son who was about 3 at the time in that little green space on 2nd and market playing with a beach ball. I don't think it's technically a dog park, but is used as one and when we were there, there were no dogs in sight. A man walked in and let his GINORMOUS doberman off his leash and the dog came barrelling toward my son. I've never run so fast in my life. The dog ended up grabbing the beach ball (his target) and popping it with his teeth. The owner of the dog just said to me, "he's friendly, I have children at home." I just glared at him and said, "just because he is good to your children doesn't mean he will be with mine, and I don't know anything about your dog as I see it tearing a path to my child."
Both of my nephews were attacked by dogs. One was a mistreated german shepard that broke free from his chain and threw my 6 year old nephew around like a rag doll. I hate when people have their dogs off leashes no matter how friendly they are. My son doesn't like dogs at all and does not react calmly when a big one rushes up to him to say hello. I'm afraid one time my son's shrill shriek will make the dog react badly.
austen
Thu, 2011-12-22 10:47
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Ftownzzz wrote:
ZOMG did you follow me this morning?
Yes, sadly this is where it happened.
stein
Thu, 2011-12-22 10:48
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cosigned.
cosigned.
If every trace of any single religion died out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again... If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it all out again.
~Penn Jilette
sunnyday
Thu, 2011-12-22 10:59
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I have a few neighbors on my
I have a few neighbors on my block with small dogs and every morning they let their dogs outside the front of their own house to go, and they don't pick it up. I would never say anything because I wouldn't know how to say it, I can't just say clean your pavement and I wouldn't say anything because I like the people it's just a little funny we all have yards.
stein
Thu, 2011-12-22 11:06
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I would try saying "hey, pick
I would try saying "hey, pick up your dog's poop. kids play on that pavement and we all have to walk on them"
If every trace of any single religion died out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again... If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it all out again.
~Penn Jilette
austen
Thu, 2011-12-22 11:06
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sunnyday wrote:
I'd say (and I have said it): "Hey! Your dog dropped something."
Kenzo
Thu, 2011-12-22 11:07
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No poopies on the payment,
No poopies on the payment, por favor.
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fuzzybottoms
Thu, 2011-12-22 11:24
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We live across the street
We live across the street from a small park and I'd noticed frequent messes and was hoping to catch the owner in the act. Sure enough, a week or two later I see a woman across the street with two small dogs, both off-leash. She just stood there while they walked around and did their business. When it was clear that she wasn't going to bother picking up after them, and was just going to go home per usual, my husband grabbed some plastic bags from our stash and ran across the street to offer them to her. The problem (with her at least) mostly resolved itself after that point.
Kat
Thu, 2011-12-22 11:28
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sunnyday wrote:
If you know the people it might be easier to ask them to pick it up. People should not let their dogs crap in front of their own house, or anyone elses, without picking it up. Common sense and common decency. Obviously they don't want their dogs messing up their yards - they would rather have them leave their crap on the pavement for people to step in. INFURIATING.
Matt Benatar
Thu, 2011-12-22 11:36
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My favorite is when the poop
My favorite is when the poop is hiding in the snow. I was walking to a neighbor's funeral a couple of years ago, and of course the pavement wasn't shoveled. I got doodle on my suit pants when my foot sank into the dirty snow. To add insult to injury, I saw that I was overdressed for the occasion. It was an Eagles themed funeral.
Love is a Mattlefield.
steveeboy
Thu, 2011-12-22 11:42
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I got nailed this morning too
I got nailed this morning too, and I was wearing flip flops but luckily avoided the dreaded overspill into the toes.
I figured it was just the rain, seems like people don't pick up as much then...
Soul Man
Thu, 2011-12-22 12:09
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austen wrote:
I hand people a bag and say, "I know how you feel. I feel so bad when I don't have a bag to clean up after my dog. Here, have one of mine."
“Dance until they kill you, and then we'll dance some more.” - Shane Claiborne
LIKETOTALLY
Thu, 2011-12-22 15:33
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I hate dog poo!
I hate dog poo!
Leo
Thu, 2011-12-22 15:39
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I love dogs. I hate dog poop.
I love dogs. I hate dog poop. That doesn't stop me from picking up my dogs' poop, or those of other dogs that I occasionally see. And like Meredith, if my dogs catch me with a two-fer special after I;ve already used my bags, I will find a piece of trash or newspaper on the ground to pick it up.
I am just confused by those who feel no need to pick up after their animals.
Leo M. Mulvihill, Jr.
Attorney and Counselor at Law
2424 East York Street, Suite 316
Philadelphia, PA 19125
215.385.LAW1 (5291)
Soul Man
Thu, 2011-12-22 16:24
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Leo wrote:
After feeling no need to:
* pay their bills
* see that their children go to school
* get off the sofa other than to buy more intoxicants
Feeling no need to clean up their dog's excrement seems pretty unsurprising.
“Dance until they kill you, and then we'll dance some more.” - Shane Claiborne
maryt
Thu, 2011-12-22 16:37
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Has anyone else seen this?
Has anyone else seen this?
http://sprinklebrigade.com/
"One love, one heart, one destiny." -Bob Marley
sunnyday
Thu, 2011-12-22 18:31
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I was not complaining about
I was not complaining about my neighbor please don't think I was.
I just think its funny how they will sweep the pavements and get angry if someone litters,but this is normal I really do like my neighbors I put it on here because it's kind of funny how they don't get it or feel awkward about leaving it there in front of you. Maby thats why I find it comical because they just don't get it.
CrustyZombie
Fri, 2011-12-23 00:53
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Today my dog went and I didn
Today my dog went and I didn't have any bags. Couldn't find any litter nearby so I just picked it up in my handkerchief and carried it with
Me til I found a bag
rinobio
Fri, 2011-12-23 04:36
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one of the my greatest moment
one of the my greatest moment ever will go down as the weird old pimp screaming at my elderly neighbor "Yeah well I don't gotta bag B8888 "and me quietly in an almost psychotic rage opening the door and placing one in his hand hhahahahaahhaan and watching that scum bag do the only thing right he ( probably) ever did.....the down turn in crime has really effected my fun....cursed ....
ThatGirlWithThe...
Fri, 2011-12-23 05:35
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Yeah, it's really bad on the
Yeah, it's really bad on the Boston St near Planet Fitness. I have to step over landmines every time I walk to the gym.
[1] + [1] = [0]
stillLife
Fri, 2011-12-23 09:40
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Almost every morning I pick
Almost every morning I pick up my dog's poop, and will also grab a rogue poop to help the situation. If I don't, the places she likes to go would be covered in excrement and she would step in it. But often I feel like I am just enabling the rogue poop leavers. They come in the darkness of night to leave presents just like Santa, except it's every day. I should put out cookies.
CrustyZombie
Fri, 2011-12-23 10:00
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stillLife wrote:
Or cake!
http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=15212043
stillLife
Fri, 2011-12-23 10:33
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I saw that story... What
I saw that story... What happened to exploding candles or whatever...sheesh.
Lauraska
Fri, 2011-12-23 11:32
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You should spray the dog
You should spray the dog owners with a hose. Especially if it's cold outside. Eventually they'll learn.
1fish2fish
Sat, 2011-12-24 14:14
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wait, they confessed after
wait, they confessed after people became sick after eating it. If they mixed a bit of poo in the icing to mask the smell then the media shouldn't really use to word smear. I count on the media to give me true facts and accurate details. bwahahahahahaha.
happy holidays everyone. please stay safe.
KingDingAling
Sat, 2011-12-24 18:22
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Walking around Palmer
Walking around Palmer Cemetery at dusk gives me the faintest taste of what it must've been like for our young soldiers during Vietnam. One wrong step and PLOP. You're digging Kibbles-N-Bits out of your shoe for 10 minutes. Granted, the morning Fishtown warrior is dodging Weapons of Mutt's Destruction while our boys were dealing with things of a much more serious nature.
I'd love to get ahold of one of these dog walkers, sit em down good and proper, hand them my new Jordans and a toothpick and say "Hey you, Sunray or whatever your earthly name is, I think it's your turn you dug ol' Fido's handy work out of the crevises of my shoe. I'm tired of standing on the el platform and having half the crowd stare at me because I smell like I missed the toilet by 10 minutes. When you step in doggie do at 6 in the morning, that's it. You've only been awake for 20 minutes and the days already been ruined beyond repair.
Well, my ranting and raving is done for the day. Thank you all, good friends, for listening.
“Violent, irrational, intolerant, allied to racism and tribalism and bigotry, invested in ignorance and hostile to free inquiry, contemptuous of women and coercive toward children: organized religion ought to have a great deal on its conscience.” -Hitch
c12arts
Sun, 2011-12-25 21:24
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Someone is forever letting
Someone is forever letting their dog poo all along Belgrade and down Oxford. My 2 year old has stepped in it more than once. I'm forever telling him to watch out for the poop. Bleh.