Club Ozz on the market?

Would that have 80 lb. strippers, with dyed black hair, cats-eye glasses, and bilateral sleeves of tats?

They can use the burger grease on the stripper poles, the pole would be tasty if you lick it.

Are you describing the new Club Ozz or ... heaven?

They're converting to all male full-frontal. Got ads at the gyms looking for Michael Bolton look-a-likes. Guess that means th's dreams of being a dancer are forever dashed.

Well, thats a horse of a different color. I say we start a petition to block the sale.
Have you auditioned yet, Kenso?

they're auditioning?! that's it, i'm bringing back the fu and buying chaps.

I have such amazing powers. I just told everybody what I thought about this place yesterday and it's already for sale today. I think businesses should pay me just so I don't write what I really think about them.

Hands off folks. It's mine.

Wow the interior must be even worse than I imagined if they had to show shots of the El in that video than the inside of the building.

Ah, Tim you've never been? We should change that. It's a treat, a real treat. Maybe we can get them to sell St. Benjamin's on tap - you could brew them a special DDouble IPA?

i took friends from the burbs here and they left in horror. i found the girls that night to be a "miss" though there were a couple of lookers. i quite like them. other than the stigma of a strip joint, has anyone personally had a nuisance problem with them?
i've been to far worse and scarier joint than Ozz.

Congrats Leo I would suggest you also purchase clorox the company and a flame thrower =)

I had already planned theme nights. Your suggestions go well with my "Hot Cleaning Lady" and my "Hot Lady Firefighter" plans.

Whats shocking is its listed for $1,450,000!!!!!

Does that include a liquor license or the parking lot next to it on Front? I remember the Marlborough Inn was for sale for $900,000 without a license.

there should be a F.U.S. HH before it's gone

It's been about a year since our last attempt at a big HH. I was planning on having it at the Nut Hut.

$1.45 million?? That's a lot of $2 woo-woos.

I need to check this place out before it's gone.

Do yourself a favor and go straight to "the cove" on Allegheney. That's were real men hang. Actually, ozz is so bad that its not even fun, the cove is bad in a fun way and has 3 dollar bottles or something crazy cheep.

It might include the liquor license, but the property does not include the parking lot, since the address is just about 750 sq ft. of land, according to the BRT.

That seems incredibly small since from the front it looks like 2-4 buildings are connected

I take it you've never been inside. It's just a bar around a stage. It's very classy, if you're into c section scars and weird bruises.
I just talked to a gal that wants to buy it and make it into a place that would get all these bike riding doofuses crowded inside. Maybe the girls will awkwardly pull off their cowboy boots on stage, and peel off their skinny jeans. I've never seen a dancer lean on the pole to avoid tipping over. Should be a real show.

I guess I assumed since the front of 4 buildings all had the same awful painted plywood that they were being sold together. Does the owner of the club not own all of them? Sorry, too lazy to go to BRT right now.