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There is a man trying to open door handles and windows near Cedar and Susquehanna, when approached by a neighbor he claimed he was an L&I Inspector and began running away, the police were called KEEP YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS LOCKED

Kenzo's picture

SO... You're the owner of the building that has the ghetto electrical meter. If you cleaned out your ears, I was taking the picture FOR an L&I Inspector.

And where exactly did you see anyone testing door handles? I was standing 1 feet at the corner. Then you raced around Fishtown like a bat and I have your SUV on my security cameras doing the same. Chill. You could have killed someone.

Thanks Jeff, I called the cops for you. And thank you for chasing down to Cumberland Street to intimidate me. The cops also went the wrong way down Gaul and for nothing.

Look, how much is a box cover, $20? Wrap it in duct tape or finish the meter installation. The box is a hazard whenever you tap the lugs to temporarily run juice into the building. Sheesh.

Lauraska's picture

Kenzo, I think I love you.

Jordan's picture

Kenzo-vestigations strikes again!

A. Jordan Rushie
Attorney and Counselor at Law
2424 East York Street, Suite 316
Philadelphia, PA 19125 215.385.LAW1 (5291)
Blog: www.phillylawblog.com
Website: www.fishtownlaw.com

Kenzo's picture

Seriously, I stand on the corner, held up an iPhone, and then the confrontation immediately starts. I should have snapped the pic this morning. I ask him why the box is like that, he won't answer and asks for my L&I card. (I told him I'm taking the picture FOR an L&I inspector, which I am)

He gets testy so I said screw it, I have what I need and I go home. He comes around to Cumberland Street, passes Gaul, then goes in reverse and says "I've already called the cops you just wait right there". I yelled at him "I'm calling the cops right now."

Then he booked it and went flying up Gaul, then a car from the 26th came down the wrong way on Gaul to meet up with me and I tell them the corner where the original exchange took place.

So whatever, I'm tired of defending builders and developers to neighbors and at civic meetings to other neighbors.

If anyone knows any junkies or scrappers, there's an unsecured electrical extension cord tied up to a meter box at the corner of Cedar and Hewson being used for a tie-in tap and just sitting out there, unsecured.

Kenzo's picture

Oh, and I didn't bother to even look at the property owner information this morning. I just complained about the "quality electrical craftmanship".

Now that I look at the parcel, the owner is Mr. Murawski, the owner of the building Jackpot Internet Cafe happens to be in, which also happens to be open for business so you Fishtowners better start hunting through your vacuum cleaner bags lookin' for loose change to pay for $7.50/hr Internet, prizes and social networking classes!

So, I'm going to assume SunnyDay is the old MargaretRose (a relative/friend) whatever. It all makes sense now.

Enchanting.

Landj's picture

Now if only this happened at 4pm, we would have all woken up!

JeffHav - life is about timing and you were a little off.

Kenzo's picture

Landj wrote:
Now if only this happened at 4pm, we would have all woken up!

JeffHav - life is about timing and you were a little off.

Jeffhav probably == Sunnyday.

sunnyday's picture

Chris I'm surprised you would think that, we've met in the summertime. I live around the corner from you. I'm sure it will come to you

Kenzo's picture

sunnyday wrote:
Chris I'm surprised you would think that, we've met in the summertime. I live around the corner from you. I'm sure it will come to you

I'm not convinced it's my neighbor because I really like my neighbor that lives around the corner from me and I think she's great and I don't think it's her style to care about an untidy electrical hookup, no?

stein's picture

If it was her friend that was responsible for the untidy electrical hookup, then it makes sense. After all, joe paterno ruined his legacy to cover up for his friend

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Kenzo's picture

Whatever. The box is electrically unsafe, especially when they hook the tap up. Do they keep kids away from it when the box is connected? Who knows? Stay away from the box when it is hooked up like that or you'll become a personal injury attorney's wet dream.

Peace out.

codergrrl's picture

Everybody knows that this mess is all connected. Kenzo, you're screwing up the way things always used to be. Don't you know you can do whatever you want around here, as long as you have the biggest mouth, can think of the scariest threats, and are better at intimidation?
God forbid we would be required to follow the normal social standards, and have thing done correctly, legally, (and ethically). You new people are screwing everything up. We can't possibly be expected to follow the rules that everyone else in the world has to follow.

"Je Suis Prest"

Leo's picture

Kenzo wrote:
Whatever. The box is electrically unsafe, especially when they hook the tap up. Do they keep kids away from it when the box is connected? Who knows? Stay away from the box when it is hooked up like that or you'll become a personal injury attorney's wet dream.

Peace out.

Did someone call for me? smiley

Leo M. Mulvihill, Jr.
Attorney and Counselor at Law
2424 East York Street, Suite 316
Philadelphia, PA 19125
215.385.LAW1 (5291)

sdm's picture

L&I Impersonator is going to be the hot costume for Halloween 2012.

Kenzo's picture

codergrrl wrote:
Everybody knows that this mess is all connected. Kenzo, you're screwing up the way things always used to be. Don't you know you can do whatever you want around here, as long as you have the biggest mouth, can think of the scariest threats, and are better at intimidation?
God forbid we would be required to follow the normal social standards, and have thing done correctly, legally, (and ethically). You new people are screwing everything up. We can't possibly be expected to follow the rules that everyone else in the world has to follow.

Yeah I think that's pretty much been established.

th's picture

Best thread of 2012 so far.

L & I impersonator - quizzo team name.

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Leo wrote:
Kenzo wrote:
Whatever. The box is electrically unsafe, especially when they hook the tap up. Do they keep kids away from it when the box is connected? Who knows? Stay away from the box when it is hooked up like that or you'll become a personal injury attorney's wet dream.

Peace out.

Did someone call for me? smiley

Go get 'em, Leo!

“Dance until they kill you, and then we'll dance some more.” - Shane Claiborne

Jordan's picture

dan wrote:
Leo wrote:
Kenzo wrote:
Whatever. The box is electrically unsafe, especially when they hook the tap up. Do they keep kids away from it when the box is connected? Who knows? Stay away from the box when it is hooked up like that or you'll become a personal injury attorney's wet dream.

Peace out.

Did someone call for me? smiley

Go get 'em, Leo!

Could someone PLEASE photoshop my head on that???????? I'm dead serious.

A. Jordan Rushie
Attorney and Counselor at Law
2424 East York Street, Suite 316
Philadelphia, PA 19125 215.385.LAW1 (5291)
Blog: www.phillylawblog.com
Website: www.fishtownlaw.com

Landj's picture

I just wanted to add that I always keep my doors and windows locked....

Jordan's picture

A. Jordan Rushie
Attorney and Counselor at Law
2424 East York Street, Suite 316
Philadelphia, PA 19125 215.385.LAW1 (5291)
Blog: www.phillylawblog.com
Website: www.fishtownlaw.com

Leo's picture

I hate you.

Leo M. Mulvihill, Jr.
Attorney and Counselor at Law
2424 East York Street, Suite 316
Philadelphia, PA 19125
215.385.LAW1 (5291)

Stock's picture

Kenzo wrote:
Seriously, I stand on the corner, held up an iPhone,

Maybe if you where not so ostentatious with an iphone and had a Droid, it would have been ok? smiley

"Anyone who would trade their freedom for safety
deserves neither freedom or safety."

- Benjamin Franklin

nirvana's picture

Mike Muraski lives on hewson at cedar right across the street from the homes he built. the house with the garage attached. He is a scumbag and a thief. I currently have a lien against him on a lawsuit for stealing money from me and not doing the work. All of his properties were in others names. His company "Extreme Contracting" is not registered as a legit company either. No reason to be intimidated by him. I hope you suceed in getting him caught. He is slimy.

nirvana