For Trade: One Used Pacemaker

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Submitted by th on Mon, 2012-01-23 12:50

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I have one used pacemaker that, uh, my uncle isn't using anymore. Here is an image:

I'm looking for a trade. If anyone has:
diabetic test strips
Modern Microfiber Couch
rental house in the neighborhood

please get in touch.

I would also consider a motorcycle.

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Thud

Mon, 2012-01-23 13:11

I am interested in this. My doctor told me I needed a pacemaker, but I think he is just trying to make money off of me. I'd still like to keep one in the kitchen, just in case he is right.

I will be happy to trade you diabetic test strips for it. I have a whole bunch, because the escort service I use gives them as a free gift with every purchase, and I don't even have diabetes.

If I don't have enough strips for you, I can also throw in some Honda Fit tires.

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bozoloper

Mon, 2012-01-23 13:13

three cheers for the return of thad?

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th

Mon, 2012-01-23 14:36

Maybe. Would those wheels fit this car?
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/9995/rimss.jpg

I may have a buyer.

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th

Mon, 2012-01-23 14:40

Also, could you throw in a snow shovel? I haven't cleared my pavement and I think people are starting to notice.

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stein

Mon, 2012-01-23 14:42

If you ever get wheels for that civic, I'd be interested in taking those soda crates off your hands.

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th

Mon, 2012-01-23 14:44

stein wrote:
If you ever get wheels for that civic, I'd be interested in taking those soda crates off your hands.

I'm pretty sure those crates are stolen.

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